through the [ garden gates ]

This is why I hate my life.

I'm not coming in the office for a while. I request some assignments, and I'll come back with a few folders of photos.

... It appears that a lunch has been waiting for me.

Interesting. I had no idea that the ladies would go this far.

Ahem.

In other news, I was commissioned to head on over to a summer camp and take photos on a day off. There are, what, twenty people in the photography department? So if anyone's interested, I can take along another photographer, provided one other has their day off the same as I do.

[Private.]
Bah. The photography department is so big, I might as well quit my job and become a freelancer.

Uryuu.

The amount of respect I have for you is disgustingly little.

Hyuuga, my desk smells like coffee.

My name is Uchiha Sasuke, and I have a cat. I haven't given him a name, otherwise I would say it. He is big, round, fluffy, and grey.

If you wish to leave a message for Sasuke on his home phone, please label the subject line with, "Home phone: Message." If you wish to leave him a message through his voice mail, please label the subject line with, "Voice mail: Message."

Likewise, if you wish to call for sake of conversation, please respectively label the subject line, "Home phone: Call," and "Cell phone: Call."

If you wish to leave an email, please label the subject line, "Email." Thank you.

[Home phone message]
"You've reached Uchiha Sasuke. I am unable to take your call at the moment. After the pii, leave a message with your name and relevance of call, and I will get back to you. Take care. ... Pii."

(Pii.)

[Voice mail]
"This is Uchiha Sasuke. I cannot take your call at the moment, so state your name and relevance of call, and I will contact you as soon as possible. Take care."

[Email]
uchihasasuke@clan.co.jp